23 September 2015: Kak Ketut Batu is totally on trend this morning at the pondok merana in his smart batu akik homie necklace. He has done some espionage and discovered that the poles which appeared on Sunday in the middle of the kite flying field are set out for the coming tsunami-watch tower. Over the weekend also our progressive mayor has installed ugly lime green and orange signage with gratuitous faux granite trim admonishing dog-Walkers to stretch before heading out.

Mertasari is turning into a granny state
Meanwhile, whacky surabayan lesbians have occupied mas heru's warung and kak ketut is busy advising young ketut bancik, our warung studmuffin, what they get up too. The descriptions are hysterical.