3 February: Jenggo's stunted terrier, Ranger ( the rooter) has, despite a severe height disadvantage, formed a romantic attachment to my dog Shirley (a player) and spent a greater part of my breakfast period licking her out, engaging her, after a fashion,then spoofing over her ankles. At this point an angel descended from the heavens and waved his waist-mounted walkie-talkie in my face. From his hip blared dirty tales from a Balinese down the beach of his lurid night with a Japanese national.