Monday, November 23, 2015

24 Nov: I just photobombed a big Kiwi doing kung fu on mertasari beach and his root turned on me. She was filming the tired old celt hurling a bamboo staff around.

"IS THERE NO HUMOUR IN MARTIAL ARTS" i protested. I ran to the warung for solace but it was closed. Ketut must be sick. The last time it closed was D Day , when the Indonesian revolutionary army mistook Mertasari for Dunkirk. ( asia is FULL of mysteries). Fortunately, walking home,i bumped into Ketut the megastar dog-walker or the excursion would have been a complete waste of time